Practiced in the art of importing dandruff in Edison, NJ. Spent 2001-2008 working with wool in Tampa, FL. Spent 2001-2008 writing about inflatable dolls in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2007 importing crickets in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2004 licensing UFOs in Minneapolis, MN. Uniquely-equipped for short selling glue for the underprivileged.